Bishop Eddie Long

Bishop Eddie Long can’t win for staying in the closet losing. You’ll probably remember when Pastor Long came under public scrutiny after four young men raised charges of sexual misconduct against him. This was particularly “shocking” since he’s the pastor of the evangelical New Birth Megachurch where boys poking boys is a big no-no. After the charges were raised, a fifth victim joined the talks & was part of the settlement. To Long’s Chagrin, Centino Kemp has reared his ugly tackily permed head after long staying anonymous.

If Long paying off the boys instead of fighting the charges, as he said told his congregation he would wasn’t proof enough of his misconduct, Centino actually has Long’s name tattooed on his wrist. But don’t worry, Long didn’t leave Centino out to dry. Centino, an aspiring singer, is now recording at a studio that charges $100/hr & sprinted into a stretch limo to escape reporters.

I expect this will fiasco will lead lots of self-hating Catholics to convert into self-hating Evangelicals. Who needs the Holy Father when you can have a holy Sugar Daddy?

& now, Kanyé:

Momohu A’lam. [MdG]